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Bootleg Mike’s “Rare-Shit Forgotten Video Boots”!

2012 Summer Music Festival Guide!

(Originally appeared on Funny or Die's The Occasional)

124 Reasons We Can’t Sleep

Condo President-for-Life

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Occupy the North Pole:
Stand Athwart the Jolly One Percent!

(Originally appeared on VanityFair.com)

It Is Party Time at Club Seacrets!

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Memorable Senior Pranks

(Originally appeared on VanityFair.com)
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Things a Man MUST Do Before the Age of 30!

(Originally appeared in McSweeney's)

WHERE’S SKITTLES?!!!

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Dear Family and Estate of John Updike

(Originally appeared on Barnesandnoble.com)