(humor)

Famous Philosophers and How They Were First Discovered

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Geoff Sarkin is Using Twitter!

(Originally appeared in The New Yorker)

Dear Mr. Don DeLillo

(Originally appeared on BarnesandNoble.com)

Dear Mr. Thomas Pynchon

(Originally appeared originally appeared on Barnesandnoble.com)

My Parents, Enid and Sal, Used to Be Famous Porn Stars

(Originally appeared in The New Yorker)

A Sixteenth-Century Shakespearean Actor Suffers a Meltdown at London’s Globe Theatre

(Originally appeared in The New Yorker)

Jimmy Jam Johnson, the Classic-Rock DJ Sufferin’ a Nervous Breakdown!

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

119 Ways to Survive a Recession

(Originally appeared in Radar)

When Making Love to Me:
What Every Woman Needs to Know

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Signs Your College is Not Very Prestigious

(Originally appeared in Radar)