(humor)

Rules for My Cuddle Party

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Great Works of Literature as Text Messages

(Originally appeared Esquire)

Bootleg Mike’s “Forgotten Boots”

(Originally appeared in Vice)

147 Signs You’re in the Wrong Relationship

(Originally appeared in Radar)

Physical-Therapy Exercises for
Other Injurious Situations

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

109 Things Not to Say at a Job Interview

(Originally appeared in Radar)

125 Reasons We Can’t Sleep

(Originally appeared on Radar)

130 Secret-Santa Gifts to Avoid

(Originally appeared in Radar)

102 Self-Help Books You Can Do Without

(Originally appeared in Radar)

100 Icebreakers to Avoid

(Originally appeared in Radar)