(humor)

Jesus’ Bar Mitzvah

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

Game Show Catchphrases
That Never Quite Caught On

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Eight Yoga/Meditation Exercises
Involving Paul Reiser

(Originally appeared on Sweet Fancy Moses)

Today’s Most Funniest Movie Bloopers

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

THE ZAPRUDER FILM:
THE NOVELIZATION

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Loved the Following Jokes And Thought You’d Love Them As Well! Pass Them On!

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Community College Buddha Master

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Everyday Tantric-Sex Positions

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Short Monologues for the Struggling Actor

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Krazy Kris!