(humor)

Happiness Is . . .

(Originally appeared on Opium)

Things a Man Should Never Do
Past the Age of 30

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

Remember When? A Collection of 1980s References Without Context or Meaning

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Homeless Review

(Originally appeared on Yankee Pot Roast)

My Family Home Movie
(Starring Janeane Garofalo)

(Originally appeared in Vice)

Shaft in the Suburbs:
Groove Time in Potomac, Maryland

(Originally appeared on The Freedonian)

Personalized Stories for Adults

(Originally appeared on The Freedonian)

Open Mic Night, 1:15 A.M.

Wild Child Tony!

(Originally appeared on The Freedonian)

Note For The Cat Sitter

(Originally appeared on The Freedonian)