(humor)

The On-Going, Insanely Exciting Adventure of the Apple Valley High Gang! Free Mumia!

(Originally appeared in Vice)

Scared Straight:
The Home Detention Speech

(Originally appeared on The Freedonian)

Rejection Fantasies

(Originally appeared on The Freedonian)

Today, June 17th, is “You Day”!

(Originally appeared on Sweet Fancy Moses)

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Improvising For His Life

(Originally appeared on Sweet Fancy Moses)

Blood, Honor & Three Credits

(Originally appeared in MAD)