(humor)
Occupy the North Pole:
Stand Athwart the Jolly One Percent!
(Originally appeared on VanityFair.com)
My Name Is Smokey
(Originally appeared in Esquire)
Like It or Unfriend It
(Originally appeared New York Times)
It Is Party Time at Club Seacrets!
(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)
Memorable Senior Pranks
(Originally appeared on VanityFair.com)
WHERE’S SKITTLES?!!!
(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)
Dear Family and Estate of John Updike
(Originally appeared on Barnesandnoble.com)
Famous Philosophers and How They Were First Discovered
(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)
Geoff Sarkin is Using Twitter!
(Originally appeared in The New Yorker)
Dear Mr. Don DeLillo
(Originally appeared on BarnesandNoble.com)
