(humor)
WHERE’S SKITTLES?!!!
(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)
Dear Family and Estate of John Updike
(Originally appeared on Barnesandnoble.com)
Famous Philosophers and How They Were First Discovered
(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)
Geoff Sarkin is Using Twitter!
(Originally appeared in The New Yorker)
Dear Mr. Don DeLillo
(Originally appeared on BarnesandNoble.com)
Dear Mr. Thomas Pynchon
(Originally appeared originally appeared on Barnesandnoble.com)
My Parents, Enid and Sal, Used to Be Famous Porn Stars
(Originally appeared in The New Yorker)
Whoops!
(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)
Ikea Instructions
(Originally appeared in Esquire)
A Sixteenth-Century Shakespearean Actor Suffers a Meltdown at London’s Globe Theatre
(Originally appeared in The New Yorker)
