(humor)

Kama Sutra: The Corrections

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

New Emoticons for 2007

(Originally appeared in Time)

Two Previously Known and
Fifteen Brand-New Closing Signatures

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

A Leaflet Dropped Over Amy Weller’s House

(Originally appeared in The New Yorker)

Sex-A-Day Positions

(Originally appeared in Opium Magazine)

Frat Party Blues!

(Originally appeared on McSweeney’s)

A Web Log or “Blog” Started in an Attempt
for Me, Gary Kimball, To Get Closer to My Fifteen-Year-Old Son, Marcus

(Originally appeared in on McSweeney's)

Better in Theory . . .

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

More Better in Theory . . .

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

Have You Heard The One
About President Bush?

(Originally appeared on McSweeney’s)