(humor)
Wrong Exit: 117 Worst Places to Die
(Originally appeared in Radar)
The Top 10 Best Sellers of 2027
(Originally appeared in Time)
The 2008 American Auto Show
(Originally appeared in Time)
Kama Sutra: The Corrections
(Originally appeared in Esquire)
New Emoticons for 2007
(Originally appeared in Time)

Two Previously Known and
Fifteen Brand-New Closing Signatures
(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

A Leaflet Dropped Over Amy Weller’s House
(Originally appeared in The New Yorker)
Sex-A-Day Positions
(Originally appeared in Opium Magazine)

Frat Party Blues!
(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

A Web Log or “Blog” Started in an Attempt
for Me, Gary Kimball, To Get Closer to My Fifteen-Year-Old Son, Marcus
(Originally appeared in on McSweeney's)
 


