(humor print)

Escape from the Zombies in the Village by the Potomac

The Donald Trump Presidential Library

(Originally appeared in Vanity Fair)

Jennifer Benson’s UFO Abductee Blog

(Originally appeared in McSweeney's)

Justin Bieber’s Life for the Next 35 Years!

(Originally appeared GQ)

Just a Friendly Robocall

(Originally appeared The New Yorker)

Bootleg Mike’s “Rare-Shit Forgotten Video Boots”!

2012 Summer Music Festival Guide!

(Originally appeared on Funny or Die's The Occasional)

124 Reasons We Can’t Sleep

Condo President-for-Life

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Occupy the North Pole:
Stand Athwart the Jolly One Percent!

(Originally appeared on VanityFair.com)