(humor print)

Introducing Yelp for Sex Positions

(Originally appeared in GQ)

Ikea Instructions

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

Like It or Unfriend It

(Originally appeared New York Times)

My Name Is Smokey

(Originally appeared in Esquire)


(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Escape from the Zombies in the Village by the Potomac

The Donald Trump Presidential Library

(Originally appeared in Vanity Fair)

Jennifer Benson’s UFO Abductee Blog

(Originally appeared in McSweeney's)

Justin Bieber’s Life for the Next 35 Years!

(Originally appeared GQ)

Just a Friendly Robocall

(Originally appeared The New Yorker)