(humor)

Frat Party Blues!

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

A Web Log or “Blog” Started in an Attempt
for Me, Gary Kimball, To Get Closer to My Fifteen-Year-Old Son, Marcus

(Originally appeared in on McSweeney's)

Better in Theory . . .

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

More Better in Theory . . .

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

Have You Heard The One
About President Bush?

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

21 Lists

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Outsourcing My Love

(Originally appeared on Eyeshot)

Saw You On the Q Train

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

The Three Laws of Robotics According to Isaac Asimov, Plus Twenty-Four According to Me

(Originally appeared on Sweet Fancy Moses)

74 Things That Aren’t “Better Than Nothing”

(Originally appeared in Esquire)